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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into K Mart with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K Mart, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is
seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2007, 3:07 pm
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Excellent, I just thought of a particular hard faced bi*ch who fits the description that I can tell this to
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