Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
nuvver of me stupid jokes
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie
asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too.
I didn't know we had a choice."