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nuvver of me stupid jokes

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie
asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too.
I didn't know we had a choice."
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