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Unanswered questions

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)

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3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then what does that make the
Tennessee Titans?

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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
> enjoys it?
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> 5 . If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes?
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> 6 . As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the
> two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells
> "THEIRS"?
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> 7 . If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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> 8 . Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
> bread to begin with?
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> 9 . Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person
who
> drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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> 10 . Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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> 11 . If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it
> follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
> deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
> depressed?
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> 12 . If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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> 13 . Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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> 14 . What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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> 16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more
> as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final
> exam.
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> 17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
> and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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> 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are
> we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures
on
> the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the
> mail?
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> 19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the
> others here for?
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> 20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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> 21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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> 22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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> 23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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