Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to
approach the bed; "Lissin a mea. I wanna for you to taka my
chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really doan a
lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice;
"Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home an maybea a couple a
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day you
gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna da bed with anotha man.
Whadda you gonna doa then .... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"\\\
Whats brown and looks good on a (Canadian) lawyer?