Bored husbands - K-Bikes.com - Excellence in Motion
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Sep 11th, 2007, 4:59 am Thread Starter
Addict
 
FastEddie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Modena, , Italy
Posts: 513
Bored husbands

Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping.

Dear Elaine

Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past
few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.

MEMO

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!

And; last, but not least!

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Edoardo Licciardello

To drive is human
to ride divine
FastEddie is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Sep 11th, 2007, 1:53 pm
I'm riding
 
easyman05's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Moscow, , Russia
Posts: 1,339
Talking

I read to my better half today! Will wait if I am asked to go shopping

Take care!

'06 K1200GT Blue (sold)
'09 F800GS Grey
'07 F800ST Blue - wife's(sold)
'09 F650GS Blue - wife's
easyman05 is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the K-Bikes.com - Excellence in Motion forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Advice for retired husbands Larry5469 Humor 0 Aug 14th, 2007 9:22 pm
Bored??? Rich_Mc Mid West 10 Mar 27th, 2006 7:18 pm
Who will the TYPICAL K1200GT rider be? Faust K12/1300GT (Next Gen) 49 Mar 26th, 2006 7:33 am
Bored? Steve_Carlton Humor 0 Dec 2nd, 2005 1:29 am

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome