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The Urinal is too high

> A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by
> two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local
> racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about
> thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry
> (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
> When it was time to take the children to the bathroom
> it was decided that the girls would go with one
> teacher and the boys would go with the other. The
> teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the
> men's room when one of the boys came out and told her
> that some of them could not reach the urinal. Having no
> choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
> pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by
> one holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow
> away from their clothes.
> As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that
> he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that
> she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the
> 5th grade."
> "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver
> Arrow in the seventh."

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