Join Date: May 2004
Location: In the woods, GA, USA
How to Clean Toilets
1. Put both lids up, and add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
2.Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3.In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
(You may need to stand on the lid). The cat will self agitate and make
suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually
4.Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash"
5.Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door).
6.Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7.The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will
dry himself off.
Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean!
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