Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Ok. You have damn near two week of peace without me.....here we go agin
Guy has a nice window seat on the plane but is a bit peeved when a dog is placed on the seat next to him. The dogs handler sits down but notices the look on the window passengers face.
He said, Its okay. I am with Drugs. This is a sniffer dog, best in the business. I will show you how he works when we take off. The passenger is placated, and interested to watch what happens next.
When the seat belt light is turned off, the Drug guy releases the dog. The dog goes down the aisle, sits next to a young woman. Then comes back and resumes his seat. He places one paw on the handlers arm.
See that! That young woman is carrying weed. I will have the Feds intercept here as she gets off the plane. The passenger is most impressed, enjoying the flight.
The dog gets up, wanders to a middle age gent in the left aisle seat, sits next to him, after a short time the dog returns. Sits down, places two paws on the handlers arm.
That guy is carrying heroin. I will have him arrested as he goes through check out.
The dog after a short period of time gets up, wanders to the rear of the aircraft. Returns, stands on his seat and drops a big shit. The passenger is disgusted.
How can a professionally trained dog behave in that way on a commercial flight, he demands.
The investigator with a worried look ses ....He just found a bomb.