Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called Lifeline.
They are obviously keeping down costs and I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.... .
Later I went for a walk to clear my head and noticed a Welsh farmer in his field, talking to a man drinking out of a pond.
The Welsh farmer shouted: "Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for."
Which means: "Don't drink the water cause the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Welsh farmer said: "Use two hands, it holds more"!!!