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I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called Lifeline.

They are obviously keeping down costs and I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan.

I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.... .





Later I went for a walk to clear my head and noticed a Welsh farmer in his field, talking to a man drinking out of a pond.

The Welsh farmer shouted: "Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for."

Which means: "Don't drink the water cause the cows have shit in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Welsh farmer said: "Use two hands, it holds more"!!!
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Delicately expressed in the most appropriate legalise. I bet your submissions would sway the sternest judge.....he he he
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