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chain letter

At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to those normal chain

letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only

win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.



INSTRUCTIONS.



Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget

some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top

of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and

you will receive

823,542 women through the post.




Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

463 Wild nymphos

3,234 Good-looking nymphos

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 Bi-s*xual women.




In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less

inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And,

best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of

those that come back to you.



DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of

his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing

gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the

accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the

international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his

old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he

had not sent the chain letter).



While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above

me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering

from exhaustion.



Outside his ward are 452 more packages.



YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.



This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying s*x

life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities

(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law,

and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not

hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.




PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum

cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use

it.



PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they

can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon

undertake
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