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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old Nov 10th, 2005, 7:38 pm Thread Starter
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The French

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> "France__ has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
> Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
> France__ has usually been governed by prostitutes."
> Mark Twain.
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> "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
> one behind me."
> General George S. Patton.
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> "Going to war without France__ is like going deer hunting without
> your accordion."
> Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
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> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
> Marge Simpson
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> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
> Jacques Chirac, President of France
> "As far as France__ is concerned, you're right."
> Rush Limbaugh,
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> "The only time France__ wants us to go to war is when the German Army
is sitting in Paris__ sipping coffee."
> Regis Philbin.
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> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
> better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore__. True, you can
> sit outside in Paris__ and drink little cups of coffee, but why this
> is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of
> whisky I don't know."
> P.J O'Rourke (1989).
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> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
> the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't
> have the face for it."
> John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona__.
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> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
> Because he hates America__, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He
is French, people."
> Conan O'Brien
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> "I don't know why people are surprised that France__ won't help us
> get Saddam out of Iraq__. After all, France__ wouldn't help us get
> Hitler out of France__ either"
> Jay Leno.
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> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching
> into Paris__ under a German flag."
> David Letterman
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> Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
Canada__.
> Ted Nugent.
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> War without France__ would be like ... uh .. World War II.
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> "The favorite bumper sticker in Washington__ D.C.__ right now is one
> that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"
> Tom Brokaw.
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> "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
> its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
> Nazis?"
> Dennis Miller.
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> "It is important to remember that the French have always been there
> when they needed us."
> Alan Kent
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> "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare
> for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white
> flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house."
> Argus Hamilton__
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> "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
> advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot.
> Dropped once.'" Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
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> "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've
> found truffles in Iraq__."
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> Dennis Miller
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> Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if
> you are French.
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> Q. What did the mayor of Paris__ say to the German Army as they
> entered the city in WWII?
> A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
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> "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
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> Paris__? It's not known, it's never been tried."
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> Rep. R. Blount (MO)
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> "Do you know it only took Germany__ three days to conquer France__ in
WWII? And that's because it was raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC
Improv.
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> The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after
> the London__ bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from
> Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France__ are Surrender and
> Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent
> fire which destroyed France__'s white flag factory, effectively
> disabling their military.
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> French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
> (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003
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> The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the

> use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
> nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside
> of Paris__, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to
> surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old Nov 12th, 2005, 8:29 pm
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Whats up with the nude guy avatar any way? It kind of unappealing to look at.

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don't be afraid if it stirs your deep, hidden feelings ;-O. it was the only one i could find at the time that was small enough. i am working on a different one.
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Nothing stirring here, but my wife likes it.

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Talking Superman has an ass too.

Nude??That guy's NUDE???

I never noticed.Never mind my wife.
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