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Paddy weighs 20 stone, so his doctor puts him on a diet

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days.

Then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks.

You should lose 5lbs.'

When Paddy returned he shocked the doc by having lost 4 stone.

'That's amazing' the doctor said.

Paddy nodded 'I'll tell you be jesus, I taut I was gonna drop
dead by da tird day'.

What from hunger' said the doc.

'No from the fukin skippen.!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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