Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Paddy weighs 20 stone, so his doctor puts him on a diet
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days.
Then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks.
You should lose 5lbs.'
When Paddy returned he shocked the doc by having lost 4 stone.
'That's amazing' the doctor said.
Paddy nodded 'I'll tell you be jesus, I taut I was gonna drop
dead by da tird day'.
What from hunger' said the doc.
'No from the fukin skippen.!!!!!!!!!!!!'