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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,

"Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later."

The nun agree.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,

"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied,

" He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,

"I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq"

The nun said,

"I understand completely."

The soldier added,

"I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied,

"If you had looked a little higher you would have seen a great pair of balls - I don't want to go to Iraq either!!!!!"
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