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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Dec 10th, 2007, 1:30 pm Thread Starter
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating

peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his

mouth. In the Middle of catching one, his wife asked him a

question - and as he Turned to answer her, a peanut fell

in his ear. He tried and tried To dig it out but succeeded

in only pushing it in deeper. He Called his wife for

assistance, and after hours of trying they Became worried

and decided to go to the hospital.



As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter

came home With her date. After being informed of the

problem, their Daughter's' date said he could get the

peanut out. The young man Told the father to sit down,

then proceeded to shove two fingers up The father's nose

and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, The

peanut flew out of his ear.



The mother and daughter jumped and Yelled for joy. The

young man insisted that it was nothing.



Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,

'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think

he's going To be when he grows older?'



The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son

In-law.'
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Dec 11th, 2007, 11:48 pm
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hahaha!!

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