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woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes
> to the
> door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady
> 'Do
> you have a vagina?'
> She slams the door in disgust.
> The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man
> and he
> asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'.
> She slams the door again.
> Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
> happened
> for the last two days.
> The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am
> taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.
> The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
> door.
> The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going
> to hide
> behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to
> answer
> yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'
> She
> nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
> Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same
> question.Do
> you have vagina'
> 'Yes' she says
> The man replies.. 'Good!
> Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and
> start using
> yours?'
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