Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
They're back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! .....Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.
These sentences with all the Bloopers actually appeared in Church bulletins or were announced in Church services..
The sermon this morning:"Jesus walks on water."
The sermon tonight:"Searching for Jesus.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off---let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Next Thursday there will be tryout for the choir.They need all the help they can get.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the Church. So ends a friendship that began in there school days.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
This evening at 7pm there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the Church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"