Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great
composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides
to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls
Stallone, Arnie, Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they
would like to play.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if
people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd
like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."
Then,looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be,
So Arnold says ..
Wait for it, its a beauty..........
"I'll be Bach.