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The 11th Husband...

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle, l'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services, he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration, he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing, although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist, all he did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a Gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector, all he ever did was.................God l miss him.

But now that l've married you," l'm so excited "
"Wonderful" said the husband, But why ?

"You're with the Government"
This time l know l'm gonna get screwed.
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Nice one and oh so true about number 11
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