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Useful French phrases if you are visiting.

Handy French phrases if you are travelling abroad...

* Ou sont les pompiers? - Where are the firemen?

* Avez-vous un extincteur? - Do you have a fire extinguisher?

* A quelle heure est le couvre-feu? - What time is the curfew?

* Pourquoi brulez vous ma voiture? - Why are you burning my car?

* Avez-vous du feu pour allumer mon cocktail molotov? - Do you have a light for my petrol bomb?

* Veuillez brűler mon Citroen parce que c'est merde - Please burn my Citroen because it's s---.

* Mes beaux citroen la voiture sont sur le feu ! - My beautiful citroen car is on fire!”

* Ne soyez pas idiot ! la merde ne brűle pas! - don't be daft! s--- doesn't burn!”

* Vous avez cassé ma voiture et avez brűlé ma maison et chien, mais pourquoi pas vous tuez ma épouse laide avec ses aisselles velues? - You smashed my car and burned my house and my dog, but why didn't you kill my ugly wife with her hairy armpits?
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