Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Ishmal the Paki, came to Australia and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to a Paki doctor
who said: 'Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and
den put your head down over de bocket an breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Ishaml took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?'
The doctor said,..... 'You were homesick!