Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Sensitivity Test for Men
1). In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2). You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five Tequila slammers.
3). You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss the football game
4). Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about.
5). Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6). Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. No concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7). You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron
8). Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9). Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship:
A. 'I hope we can still be friends.'
B. 'I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.'
C. 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU.'
10).A woman who is uncomfo rtable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, 'YOU DA MAN!!!'