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Patrick who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, "it's obvious", says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer, They're years outta style.

You're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of speedos about two size too small and drop a fist sized potato inside them.

I'm telling ya mate......You'll have all the babes ya want.

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight speedos, and his fist-sized potato

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their face, turning away, and laughing, looking sick, so Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

JAHEESUS !!!!! said the lifeguard.......Maaaaate

The potato goes in front.!!!!!!!
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