Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'
The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.'
The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that'
The woman says, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'
'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'
They both think for a minute, then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'
'Well, I raised over 2,000 cocks last year!