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A man and his dog..

A man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind the first.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a

Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully doffed his hat, and approached the man walking the dog.

"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you
walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?

The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife"

"What happened to her?"The man replied " My dog attacked and killed

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered "My Mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Join the queue."
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