Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Modena, , Italy
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered Like one of the family.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers .
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home,
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery.
It boasts such immortals as Moliere and Chopin.
Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women
wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one per customer.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go
anywhere else again.
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be
willing to get hands dirty.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient
Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.
To drive is human
to ride divine