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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old Jul 28th, 2008, 4:12 pm Thread Starter
 
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Jokes!!!

This thread is a joke thread, I hope the great leader makes it a sticky because we can all do with a good laugh from time to time. I said my jokes may be rather "un-PC", but personally I think we all need to lighten up a bit. A joke wouldn't be worth telling if some unfortunate wasn't the butt of it!

OK MY JOKE! SEE IF ANYONE CAN TRUMP THIS ONE!!

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Due to the recent comments on Muslim Sharia Law by the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Royal Commission on Political Correctness has today, this 28th Day of July, in the year of the Lord, two thousand and eight, decreed that hence forth the climate in the United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales, may no longer be referred to as British Weather. Her Britannic Majesty, Elizabeth Regina the Second, has from this day forth decreed, it shall henceforth be referred to Muslim Weather: partly Sunni, but mostly Shi-ite!

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old Jul 28th, 2008, 4:17 pm Thread Starter
 
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Sorry!!!

Sorry, being a newbie I didn't realise a thread already existed. Please accept my sincere apologies and please don't send me back to Shita's Forum.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old Jul 28th, 2008, 4:23 pm
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Sorry, being a newbie I didn't realise a thread forum already existed. Please accept my sincere apologies and please don't send me back to Shita's Forum.
Eh...easily fixed. However, where you end up after this is entirely up to you.



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Sooooo...... I think I did it too. Maybe twice.

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