An elderly couple are sitting on the front porch enjoying a drink after some gardening.
The wife reflects upon their day and starts to ask the questions that women sometimes ask.
If I was to pass away before you, would you take another woman she asks?
The husband thinks for a moment and says, maybe, after a while.
The wife thinking that was the wrong answer asks, would you bring her into our house?
The husband says, maybe after a while.
The wife now getting a little prickly asks, would you take her into our bed?
The husband being a slow learner says, maybe after a while.
The wife now being quite steamed asks, I suppose you would let her use my golf clubs too would you?
The husband seeming to learn says, No dear I wouldnt.
After a moment the now smiling wife says, so why wouldnt you let her use my golf clubs?
The husband responds with, because she is left handed!!!!