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Hot Blonde

The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself.

The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid
Eyes on. 5'9' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an
Hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy
Cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly
Firm breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I
Taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another bar stool up
Close to me and sitting down.

She said ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return. She asked how I was and
Took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up
And down.

'So, does that make you feel good?' she asked. .

'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've
Never felt this good before.'

'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was
Picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in
Front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.'

I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she
Would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up
The front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged
My hand into her pert, perfect breast.

'How do you feel now,' she purred.

'OK' I replied.

Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never
Felt THIS good before!'

Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that
Game, we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the
Match. The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the
Field, where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the
First few defenders, palmed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst
Through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and
Scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till
Full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple
Kick at goal with which to win the match and....... '

"Ahhh...." she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit
Miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the
Front of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp
Of soft cotton, and she was wet !!!!

She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Ass: Have you ever felt such
A c*nt?'

'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'

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