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Joan Collins

Joan Collins visits her plastic surgeon to have her latest work checked over.

After his check the doctor asks Joan if she is happy with the new look?

Joan replies that she is very happy but its in the downstairs department that she is getting let down. She elaborates by saying that she is still able to pull younger blokes with her looks but when the pants come off the high mileage Vag puts them off!

The surgeon tells her that this is a simple procedure that he can complete while she is in today and after some cutting and sowing he tells her that the next young man she pulls will think that she is a virgin!

Joan is very happy with the new look and leaves the surgery with a smile.

As soon as she is out the door the surgeon yells out to his receptionist, Denise!! can you call Niki Lauda and tell him that his ears are ready!!!!!

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