Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he
Approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't
want to close the
Clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and
take care of all
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following
Asks: "So,Murphy, how was yer day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three
"The farst one had a headache so he did, so I gave
him Paracetamol. "
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him
Gaviscon, so I did
Sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You'r e good at this and what about
the third one?"
Asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
flies open and a
Young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like a
bolt outta the
Blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off
everythin including her
Bra and her panties and lies down on the table,
spreading her legs
And shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!
For five years
I've not seen any man!"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?"
asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."