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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Aug 27th, 2008, 12:33 pm Thread Starter
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Old Biker

An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a remote
roadhouse and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:



HAND JOB: $100

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
a couple of local farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Aug 27th, 2008, 1:23 pm
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I will re-tell that one.

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