Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Germantown, MD, USA
An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a remote
roadhouse and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
a couple of local farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
'07 K 1200 GT Deep Blue Metallic
10 Harley Davidson Stree Glide FLHX
History: '74 Honda CB360, '78 Yamaha XS750SE, '02 K1200RS Pacific Blue
"There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want to do" - Calvin and Hobbes