Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Mick met Paddy in the street and said, 'Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?'
'Bejaysus Why?' Paddy asked.
'Because,' said Mick, 'the whole street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday.'
Paddy said, 'Stupid bastards, the laugh's on them ... I wasn't home yesterday.'
A man goes to the doctor "can you remove a Mole from the end of my penis?" he asks, "of course I can but I will have to report you to the R.S.P.C.A."
A Man walks into the Doctors office with a big green frog on top of his head ..it is so big it covers his whole hair line and each of it's legs hangs down the sides of his head.
The Doctor walks around it at once probing with a tongue stick lifting each leg looking at it from all angles..
He finally says "that is the most hideous thing I have ever seen ..disgusting ..how long have you had this ?"
The Frog answers "It started off as a wart on my arse
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.