Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Germantown, MD, USA
A gas station owner in Baker Florida was trying to increase his sales,
so he put up a sign that read,
'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his
tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The
number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same
story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex.'
This time as they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I
think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give
away free sex.' Bubba replied, 'No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged.
My wife won twice last week..'
'07 K 1200 GT Deep Blue Metallic
10 Harley Davidson Stree Glide FLHX
History: '74 Honda CB360, '78 Yamaha XS750SE, '02 K1200RS Pacific Blue
"There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want to do" - Calvin and Hobbes