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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'
So what's the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live in the unit above me are furious.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Paralympics?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee on money they already know you don't have?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two aeroplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
Why do scientists call it 'research' when they are looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is it fake lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to 'cure' it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as '4s'?
Do mathematicians refer to a 4X4 vehicle as a 16?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do married people live longer than single people do, or does it just SEEM longer?
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said, "If I tell you it would defeat the purpose."
If all those psychics know the winning lotto numbers, why are they all still working?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part of it shut?
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