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Mother in law jokes

A man goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion of Christ, and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died.

While on vacation, his mother-in-law dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of $10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US $500.

The man says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Nov 28th, 2005, 1:22 pm Thread Starter
 
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Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My Mother in Law is an angel."


His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
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