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A man on a desert island...

One day, a man, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten
years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets
closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small
boat then, even a raft.Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me. How long has
it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the man.
With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights
it, takes a long draw and says, "Oh, Dear Lord! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a beer?"she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a cold Tennents and
hands it to him. He opens the beer, takes a long swallow and says, "Lord
Jesus, thank you, thank you!!" At this point she starts slowly
unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit,
looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played
around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet
Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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