Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Pretty hard entertaining some of you guys. I can just see ya all sitting in front of yer computer looking like yer Haemorrhoids are about to come out, but here goes,
An Oz and a Kiwi (Australian and New Zealander to the uninformed) were sitting in the garage gnawing on a cold one when the Kiwi said, "When you are away fishing, if I was to sneak over to your house, seduce yer missus, and she got pregnant and had a kid, would that make us related?"
The Ausssie scratched his nuts, thought for a while, then said, "Nah. Just even"
Jack took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Jack. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Jack again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jack lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Jack figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her room-mate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."