An Australian factory owner got a call from one of his Moari (New Zealand Native) workers call Rangi.
Rangi said, I cant come work today boss, sick tummy, head hurt!
The Australian boss said, I really need you in today Rangi, when i get a sick tummy and my head hurts i go home and screw the arse off of my wife. It always makes me feel much better and i can work all day.
Rangi said, Ok Boss, Ill try it.
About 10.00am Rangi comes whistling into the factory with a big smile and gets stuck straight into his work.
The Boss feeling pretty smug wanders over to Rangi and says, you look good now Rangi, my special trick works pretty good egh!
Rangi says, fuckin right Boss! You the best Boss!
As the Boss heads back to his office Rangi yells out to him, Hey Boss, You got a really nice house!!!!!