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Politically Incorrect

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind
A gravestone.

I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."
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Went to my first Muslim birthday party last week.

The "musical chairs" was a bit slow but, fuck me,

the "pass the parcel" was quick!!!
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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit,

"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"

She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse,
but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"
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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said
I had to stop wanking.

When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a
fifth
floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up, Abdul? Won't it fuckin' start?"
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My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at
me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, flipped her over, and came all
over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.
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