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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Dec 7th, 2005, 1:52 pm Thread Starter
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0-200 In 2 Seconds Flat

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him,"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Dec 13th, 2005, 5:13 am
 
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(mental vision)
National Baseball League, down by 3, the runner goes for home. He runs,t he pitcher throws the ball, the catcher moves forward, the world waits.
Suddenly the Umpire yells:

Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaa aaaaaaa
Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that would be her response
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him,"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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THANKS! I needed that. And I had the vision of a face right in front of me!
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