Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Just before break, Chook falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,"I suppose someone should go and tell his missus." Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it after we've finished smoko."
Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a slab of Cascade Lager. Simmo says,"Where did you get that, Macca?"
"Chook's missus gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a slab?"
Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Chook`s widow."
She said, "Na, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Wanna bet me a slab on that?"