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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Dec 14th, 2005, 1:58 am Thread Starter
 
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The perfect day

I saw a female write in her idea of a perfect day.
A more accurate perfect day

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I thought about this last night while watching Leno and there are a few mistakes, I fixed them
THE PERFECT DAY

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses, touching all over body and EMO (Eats me out)

8:30 Weigh in 4 pounds lighter than yesterday


8:45 Breakfast in bed, EMO, freshly squeezed orange juice over breasts and croissants, open presents - expensive jewelry tickling breasts and lower region chosen by thoughtful husband

9:15 Soothing hot bath given by husband and pours in erotic bath oil and rubs all over breasts and legs and sensitive regions, EMO
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny strong personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, color, condition, blow dry

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe !

12:45 Catch sight of ex-husband and notice his beer belly has expanded since yesterday and he walks with a limp

1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3:00 Nap, EMO

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer, EMO

4:15 Light! work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle and nice smelling hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror which turns husband on and he then ravishes your delicate body and brings you to multiple O's

7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers and husband uses foot to turn you on under the table linens where you have multiple O's

10:00 Hot shower with husband who gently washes your back and EMO as well as shaves my legs and puts shower gel all over body

10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen) EMO's and BJ's

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching, cuddling, more touching, fingering, lots of kissing, EMO, BJ's, EMO', BJ's, Doggy, cowboy, doggy, reverse cowgirl, EMO, more BJ, oiling of body, massage of sensitive parts, EMO, BJ, multiple O's

11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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off to work I go, I owe, I owe..

Purely in jest of course!
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Dec 14th, 2005, 7:20 pm
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too funny. it would be funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

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