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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old Dec 14th, 2005, 6:04 pm Thread Starter
 
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Plain English

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old Dec 14th, 2005, 10:00 pm
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Jack n Jill

J & J went up the hill to have a little fun
stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son !!
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When we were kids, it was something like:-

Jack & Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky panky
Jill came down with half a crown
He must have been a Yankee
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old Dec 15th, 2005, 9:09 am
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We are of course all sicko's:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
They didn't go up for water

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old Dec 15th, 2005, 5:42 pm
 
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half

Fuckin whore.......


Andrew Dice Clay.....Whatever happened to him?
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old Dec 25th, 2005, 9:21 am
 
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Little miss Muffit sat on a tuffit eating her curds and whey,when, along came a spider who sat down beside her and said,"Hey,what's in the bowl,bitch!" ( Andrew Dice Clay)
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old Dec 25th, 2005, 10:07 am
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you're not going to cum in my hair are you? i just got it done.

what do you take me for, of course not, this is a nice restaurant!

andrew dice clay. R.I.P killed by political correctness.
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