Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery - - Excellence in Motion
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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
>Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
>"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
>Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
>Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
>Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie
>Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
>Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
>There go the lights again...
>"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of'em.
>Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
>Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
>What's this doing here?
>I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
>That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
>Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
>Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
>What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
>OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
>This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
>Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
>Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
>What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
>FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
>Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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