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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
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>Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
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>"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
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>Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
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>Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
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>Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie
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>Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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>Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
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>There go the lights again...
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>"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of'em.
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>Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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>Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
>off.
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>What's this doing here?
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>I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
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>That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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>Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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>Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
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>What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
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>OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
>nature.
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>This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
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>Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
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>Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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>What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
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>FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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>Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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