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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old Dec 16th, 2005, 10:46 am Thread Starter
 
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Wink Truth about dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein



If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.



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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old Dec 16th, 2005, 11:35 am
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This is great Ray. Thanks for posting it.

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Thumbs up Dogs

I second that one
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post #4 of 19 (permalink) Old Dec 16th, 2005, 12:41 pm
 
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Excellent. ...except for the fat dog one. Mine are just big boned.
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great thread!!!
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He is 6 years old now and 118 lb. And not a mean bone in his body. I work 24 hours on and 48 off. The days I am at work he will not eat and just mopes about the house. When, I come home it is like I have been gone 10 years. The world would be a better place if Golden Retrievers ran it!
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This is the best dog a man could have. I hate to see her get older. She is 6 now.
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Chocolate Lad we found at a rescue called Noah's Ark. She's seven months in a few day's. Smart, Friendly and I keep telling my wife -"It's hard being a puppy".
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Dogs are a lot like bikes...

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Quote:
Originally Posted by cascjung
This is the best dog a man could have. I hate to see her get older. She is 6 now.
cascjung,
She appears to be a solid black German Shepherd. Correct?

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