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The missing Sunday Paper


"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper ?" the irate customer calling the newspaper
office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday
paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone,
followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,
"Well fuck me dead ... that's why no one was at church today".
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