Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Three hookers were talking.
The first one said "I had a Fireman last night".
The second one asked how she knew he was a fireman, and the first one
replied "I saw his badge."
The second hooker said "Well I had a
policeman". The first one asked how she knew he was a policeman. The
second hooker replied "I saw his gun."
The third hooker then joined in and said
"Well I had a farmer last night".
The other two replied "How do you know he was a farmer"?
The third hooker replied
"First he said it cost too much, then he said that it was too dry,
then he said it was too wet,
and when we were through he asked if the government would pay half.