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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 9:00 am Thread Starter
 
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A priest was called away...

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the
street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't
know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay
with him for a little bit and show what to do. The rabbi comes, and he
and the priest are in the confessional.

A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says: "Father forgive me for I
have sinned."

The priest asks: "What did you do?"

Woman says: "I committed adultery."

Priest: "How many times?"

Woman: "Three times."

Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says: "Father
forgive me for I have sinned."

Priest: "What did you do?"

Man: "I committed adultery."

Priest: " How many times?"

Man: "Three times."

Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters... Woman: "Father forgive me
for I have sinned."

Rabbi: " What did you do?"

Woman: "I committed adultery."

Rabbi: "How many times?"

Woman: "Once."

Rabbi: "Go do it two more times....we have a special this week, three
for $5.00"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 2005, 2:18 pm
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