Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a
> few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go
> do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Bob
> obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
> When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just
> went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a
> parachute club.
> "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start
> out of airplanes?"
> "Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
> "You crazy old man, where's your glasses! This is a membership to a
> Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
> "Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"