Are you a real pilot?
An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks by the airport and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
Aeronca's, AT-6's, Nieuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean
conflict, taught 50 people to fly, and gave rides to hundreds. So I
guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?"
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence...
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Mack (also was'a pilot years ago)